Today is Valentine’s Day. Love is in the air felt by most around the world. Today is the day I prepare for all year with strategies on how to bring people together and spread love for all.
For awhile now, I’ve known that I have to give President Trump extra support and effort. The Presidency is so difficult as he represents so many. Anyway I can help him expand his empathy is on my on mind throughout the year.
During my rounds today, I visited the White House. The atmosphere was energetic all over the grounds. Chocolates, candy, flowers, Valentines and good will everywhere within sight. I proceeded with great hope and anticipation launching my first arrow at President Trump’s heart.
DIRECT HIT !!!! WOOHOO !!!
An immediate smile as he stood up and gave a kiss on the cheek to Melania who was in the Oval Office waiting for him. Abundant with joy, such a positive result, I load up my bow and shoot a second time. 5 seconds, 10 seconds, 1 minute and nothing has happened. I’m totally confused.
Not deterred I fire a 3rd arrow. Wait patiently no affect.
Suddenly puzzled, I start to wonder if any of my arrows have worked. A bit frustrated, I regroup remembering I need to assist the President. He needs empathy for all; all walks of life, immigrants, refugees, the poor, the huddled masses and those of us who are blessed.
Fire in the hole, 4, heads up, incoming, more and more phrases I express as I fire more and more arrows with zero affect.
In frustration, I rapid fire, emptying my remaining stock of arrows. Unfortunately in my frustration all of these 10 arrows, well I’m ashamed to admit, I shot him right in the ass. I know, I know, this is not Cupid behavior and a bad reaction on my part. I apologize, I had no idea of the consequences.
President Trump immediately stood up and anounced his decision is final, he will be declaring a National Emergency regarding immigration and the border wall along Mexico today, of all days Valentine’s Day.
I must apologize to America, and realize that my arrows have zero affect on the President, therefore I am officially on strike.
Keep spreading love and I’ll be back!